I HAD to do this one. I wouldn't be me if I didn't >=B



[x] - You like cheese.
[x] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[] - You are a writer.
[] - You smoke.
[x] - You like to swim. (I loooooooooove swimmin'
[x] - You have farted more than once today. (When haven't I farted today?)
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. (Probably before I was 3 XD)
[] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets. (And I love em all >=B)
[] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[] - You are over 30 years old.
[x] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] - You like jewelery.
[] - Your favorite music genre is rock. (I have no absolute favorite but rock comes VERY VERY close to #1)

TOTAL SO FAR = 12

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime. (Select kinds. There are alot of which I really don't like)
[] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[] - You have a religion.
[] - You dress stranger than other people. (Jeans always, shirts and other things vary)

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. (I've eaten so many bizzare things in my lifetime. Like once I ate raw sewage on a dare. I was terribly sick for the following week though XD)
[] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics. (Not all of it though)
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens. (How the hell are we the only organisms here?)
[x] - You play video games. (OHOHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHO)
[] - You have low self-esteem.
[] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 22

[x] - You like flowers. (I suppose so :U)
[] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[x] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio. (SCORPIO >=B)
[] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts. (This may sound strange considering most of my other answers but there's a small history behind why)
[] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[] - You have gotten one of the daily riddles right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 26

[x] - You like fire. (I looooooove fire. Burning things is so much fun)
[] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America. (Unless i'm imagining everything and i'm in a coma)
[] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[x] - You are a conspiracy theorist. (Sometimes)
[] - You sleep in the nude.

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous. (Somewhat. I'd love to see Kluckor kicking ass on a giant billboard someday though >=B)
[x] - You own a stuffed animal. (I have tons of them in the attic and one old teddy bear I keep in my closet.)
[x] - You like watermelon.
[] - You live in Europe.
[] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything. (Only a fool would think that the knowledge of farting numbers is pointless :L)
[x] - You won't re-post this quiz. (Everyone who wants to see this will)
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother. (Bahhhhhhhhhh)

TOTAL SO FAR = 36

[] - You can cook well. (HOHOHOHOHOHO)
[] - You like to party. (Bahhhhh)
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. (I wish...)
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz. (*eats Anabis 10 gummis)
[] - You have run away from something.
[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3". (The Wolverine one? I think yeah)

TOTAL SO FAR = 41

[] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (My brother mixes blue Powerade and mountain dew. Nasty shit IMO)
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[X] - You have a step-mom or dad. (I have both)
[] - You hate to be tagged. (When someone tags me, I tag them back. Of course if it's freeze tag though....)
[] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[x] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown. (VERY dark brown :U)
[x] - You love to eat candy. (:]]]]]]]]]]]]])

TOTAL SO FAR = 48

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[] - You have a quirky personality.
[] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water. (A lakeeeeeeeeeee)
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?". (KWW's answers sometimes make me lol when she's asked something outlandish XD)
[] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)

GRAND TOTAL = 53

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.<----Oh shi-
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity.



ANOTHER
[x]- You like mice.
[] - Dust scares you.
[x] - Your mother had more than 2 children.
[] - You are a smoker.
[] - You drink a lot.
[] - You like to write.
[] - You are religious
[x] - You like to burn candles. (I've always been a firebug :U)
[] - You prefer juice or water over soda.
[x] - You have ridden a horse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 4

[] - You have done drugs.
[] - You are currently a drug addict.
[x] - You are very artistic (I'm lying here :L)
[] - You like stuffed animals.
[x] - You are attracted to shiny things. (:]]]]]]]]]]])
[x] - You have eaten a bug before.
[] - You love cars.
[] - Cats are your favorite animal. (Pretty high on my list but not at the top)
[] - You hate animals.
[x] - You are spontaneous and random (I'm lying about this one :L)

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You like fruit a lot. (Pineapple is kickass)
[] - You drive
[x] - You make / made good grades in school.
[] - You are going / are in / have been to college.
[x] - You like for things to be very clean.
[x] - You are very messy. (Laziness keeps me from having a clean area)
[x] - You love to eat.
[x] - Christmas is your favorite holiday. (FAT MEN IN RED BREAKING AND ENTERING >=B)
[x] - You like the beach.
[] - You hate the color pink.

TOTAL SO FAR = 15

[] - You wear glasses or contacts.
[x] - You chat online a lot
[x] You always use correct grammar. (Most of the time)
[x] - You like to take quizzes.
[] - You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home.
[x] - You enjoy swimming. (*Gant stare*)
[x] - You have more than 5 pets.
[] - You have more than 10 pets.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[] - You have seen a ghost. (I wish, i've only seen hallucinations ;-

TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[x] - You prefer comedy movies over romance movies.
[] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching.
[x] - You have been to a strip club. (My father and I got wrong directions to the movies out of state XDDDD)
[] - You drink coffee in the morning.
[x] - You like to be awake at night.
[] - You don't go outside often.
[x] - You love to read.
[x] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind.
[x] - You have short hair.
[] - You know how to cook well.

GRAND TOTAL = 27
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Answers

0 - 1 = Mosquito.
2 - 3 = A weed.
4 - 5 = Daisy.
6 - 7 = Janitor.
8 - 9 = Goose.
10 - 11 = Rock.
12 - 13 = Fireman.
14 - 15 = Rose.
16 - 17 = Mouse.
18 - 19 = Cow.
20 - 21 = Rabbit
22 - 23 = Mental Patient.
24 - 25 = Grass.
26 - 27 = Vampire.
28 - 29 = Bat
30 - 31 = Hippo.
32 - 33 = Crocodile.
34 - 35 = Water.
36 - 37 = Horse.
38 - 39 = Hawk.
40 - 41 = Spider
42 - 43 = Flea.
44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.
46 - 47 = President.
48 - 50 = You have done everything. Your lives have run out.





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